Broke like shattered glass

When there is a huge difference between RM2.50 and RM1,
When loose change becomes my treasure,
When the buns are half price at 6 o'clock,
When lunch I conveniently forsake,
When walking to work is the only option left,
When "broke like shattered glass" actually makes sense.

But when there is sun or rain,
But when the homeless is grinning,
But when I cannot explain the joy within, regardless,
I know that God is still watching over me. :)

My Guardian Angel

I'm gifted with blasting ability to imagine.

I also have irrational sense of fear.

Combined together, that's just CRAP.

So i was brushing my teeth last night, and i suddenly imagined if there was a ghost behind me.

I've always imagined it scarier, like some girl seeking for revenge over i don't know what. Here's a thought though, why are all vengeful unrest spirits female huh? Sexism.

I always turn around to check if there's anything behind me every time i feel the creeps. But then right after that i imagined it's in front of me, waiting for me to turn back front.

You see, my brain is so good it scares the shit out of me.

So last night i decided to think otherwise, i imagined having a guardian angel. This guardian angel protects me :D

It worked!

After brushing my teeth, i lay down and thought more about the guardian angel. They have got to be by your side all the time, right?

Creepy.

If i have one, i'm sure others do too. Look over your shoulders, quick because they're damn good in disappearing.

I think mine looks like this,

Then i realized, if they're always beside us.. that means ... omg. NOOOO.

They know our FB password. But i think that's the least i've got to be worry about. Haha.

Are they friends with other guardian angels?

There must be a thousand 'types' of them. 

It's actually nice to be watched over when i'm asleep.

But that also means ... 

*awkward*

Things I say in moment of disarray

Sitting here in my panties, knees folded near my bare chest. Listening to the song everything changes from Staind, squinting my eyes typing this just because I feel like it. I should grab my glasses.

Better. Now I’m leaned back, pulled on a shirt and just might start to stare blankly at the screen.

“If you just walked away, what could I really say? Would it matter anyway, would it change how you feel?”

How on earth did I manage to remember this long ago song that I use to love out of the blue?  Right now I wish I have my guitar with me.

Or rather, anybody's guitar will do.

Been awhile since there’s any progress in my sketch book, right now there’s a circle, cone, square, rectangle.

*long sigh*

21 years old.

I'll KILL you I swear

Living with people can sometimes be a hell, especially among girls (i don't know why must be the hormones and emotions or stuff like that). 

It's hard to tell them to clean the toilet on schedule or keep the kitchen dry for example.

Some leave notes, but marker written notes that go "Please keep toilet clean" don't work.

Unless you do it this way.

Threaten them. It always work, plus it's funny too.

Or you can approach them the super sweet way. Like introducing a cute character.

This is Pinko. We use it to scrub the kitchen sink. Yes we do, yes we do. Aawwh say it with me, yes we do, yes we do.

We keep it dry, and we keep it clean. Yes we do, yes we do.

We can even add a lame humor. Yes we can, yes we can.

When it's all pretty, we put big ass tapes behind them. Yes we put big ass tapes behind them, yes we put big ass tapes behind them.

Then we put them on the wall. On the wall, on the wall. It must be where the problem is. In the kitchen, in the kitchen.

Pretty like mad. Who can say no? Nobody can, nobody can.

Another one. This is for the toilet. We can do this,

or draw a cute pink shit.

And if we want everybody to take turns washing the toilet, put a cute schedule that tells them when to do it. Not "please take turns to clean toilet or I'll kill you".

Look. Yu Yun has to do on the 5th of every month, Tina has to do it on the 15th of every month, and I have to do it on the 25th of every month.

Instead of just that, add in what they should do too. Do remember that in order to attract girls, every thing must look cute. So add that ribbon and eye lashes to the otherwise dull sponge.

Taa daa!! Now I can't wait till it's 25th of March.